Collecting Designer Bags Gifts

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Dandy

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Bag Lady.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

Handbags Authenticated

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Death carries a bag for life

Adventure