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Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

The Runaway Horse

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

You just keep giving.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Flytrap nerd.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Athena

A Utility Knife.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Oh, ho ... Here comes that boring guy!

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

There's a fork in the road.

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

Repossessed Properties.