Collecting Coasters Gifts

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Vegetarian Birds

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Turkish Democracy

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"...it's another metal detector."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Automatic Congressman