Collecting Cigarette Packs Prints

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

José Saramago

Proceedings of the club

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

'Smoking section, please.'

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Nigel Farage

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"Really? Kind of big for a cigar cutter, isn't it?"

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

"Look! A camel!"

Castro era bros.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.