Collecting Capes T-Shirts

'It's mustard man'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Beanirrito"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Lend me your ears

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Western Outfitters.

How witness protection really works...

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

A day at the races

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

They will too notice.