Collecting Capes T-Shirts

'It's mustard man'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Beanirrito"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Lend me your ears

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Western Outfitters.

Official Team Cap With Beard

How witness protection really works...

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

A day at the races

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'