Collecting Breakables T-Shirts

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Pianist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Rubber Ring

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Stan's OK Deliveries

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

The Spoonish Inquisition

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

There's a fork in the road.

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

Lager Drinker.

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'