Collecting Batteries Gifts

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

AA Meeting Here Today

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Sundial Time

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Utility Chic.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You're late."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Prehistoric Clocks.

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

Cautious photojournalist.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"It looks like burn out to me."

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'