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'Thank you for calling the sex pistols advice line. However, there's no point in asking as you'll get no reply.'

Billy. The Kid.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Michael Jackson.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Jimi Hendrix.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

An amplified harp

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

The Fab Four

Robert Drake

Lionel Messi

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Mick Jagger

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Music Freak.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Joe Perry.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain