Collectible Card Fan T-Shirts

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Happy Easter

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Adult Barbershop

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Jack in the Box

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Heyday.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'