Collectible Card Fan T-Shirts

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Happy Easter

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Jack in the Box

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Our limo's here.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Dauber Micawber'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Heyday.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'And this is our basic model.'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Heat Wave Podium

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'