Collaborative Planners Pillows

'We might work harder on a plan if someone we know wouldn't second guess it to death.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"We only got six days of funding."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Pipe Dream.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

e-shoes

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

God's Subcontractors

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"