Cold Weather Crasher Pillows

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Trawling for Fish.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Trading Places.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."