Cold Weather Crasher Pillows

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Ice fisher.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Trawling for Fish.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Trading Places.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Ice Whaling