Cold-weather Commuter Prints

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Trading Places.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

US Winter Weather Map.

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

"I... hate... this... place."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Jungle Taxi