Cold-weather Commuter Pillows

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Why giraffes hate winter

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Trading Places.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

US Winter Weather Map.

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"I... hate... this... place."

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...