Cold Water Daredevils Pillows

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Touché"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Snowboarding downhill.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Robot Olympics

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Devil skis down a volcano.

Snow seat on skis.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Emergency department: 200m'

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Ski cannon.

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'

"This never gets easier."

Chairlift to hell.

Shoot your own apples

'GRAMMA!'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'Don't dive - It's not deep enough.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Experts only

His newly found confidence was short lived.