Cold Water Daredevils Pillows

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Touché"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Robot Olympics

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Devil skis down a volcano.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Snow seat on skis.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Emergency department: 200m'

Ski cannon.

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'

"This never gets easier."

Chairlift to hell.

'GRAMMA!'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Shoot your own apples

'Don't dive - It's not deep enough.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Experts only

His newly found confidence was short lived.

Speed reading class.