Cold Remedy Tester Gifts

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Ice Fishing

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'We were just testing our faith.'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Alternative medicine

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

'My elbow has a cold!'

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

How do Eskimos make love?

Nose Spray.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Banana recipe

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

Cold Remedies

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

"I don't think this is the right spare"

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"