Cold Remedy Collector Gifts

'Help the homeless with colds...Big Tissue.'

Cold Remedies

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

'Looks like an overdose.'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

Heat Wave Podium

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Nose Spray.

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

"I have to tell you Jim. Your position is under serious review right now!"

"Stop moving!"

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

"An exchange programme with Guantanamo would be nice this time of year."

'Marcia, remind me to leave this face at the office before I go home.'

What's it like having your work hours cut back? It's been interesting, good. I find myself less stressed. For instance, I've got a legal brief due next week and I'm not freaking out. EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON IT YET! You do seem calmer. Quick, I need a pen and a copy of the Constitution.

'Why are you always so bloody reasonable?'

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'