Cold-feet Commiserators T-Shirts

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ice Cream Flavors

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

Seven Layers.

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

Foot in ice cube.

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

"The most common craving in pregnancy is not to be pregnant!"

"My wife understands me."

Your feet are freezing.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

"It's a common cold, Brian, it hardly warrants the googling of 'Assisted suicide' sites."