Cold And Flu Season Prints

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

Bar. During cold and fly season, I switch to hand sanitizer.

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"Nobody touch me!...Nobody under any circumstances....A true hypochondriac does not play favourites."

Doctor reading greeting card that says, 'Happy Cold and Flu Season'.

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Germ warfare.

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. and when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'Gesundheit... Try to keep out of the elements and stay warm. Now if that sap turns green, we'll get you back in here and on some meds.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"That's chicken soup. Side effects include an irresistible urge to crumble crackers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Hockey Season.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Electric Blanket.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Flu vaccine.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Easter Egg Delivery

American Football.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.