Cola Capers Mugs

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

Flower drinking cola.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Young Love/Elderly love.

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

"My dog didn't eat my homework. My husband did."

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'My wife ran off with a Greek fisherman, but I got his cap!'

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."