Coin Complainers Pillows

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Russia Money Laundering

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

The euro as a monster

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

Little Taxes.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

The Pillars of the European Central Bank.

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

The Way of the Euro?

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

"Where does it hurt?"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'