Cognitive Explorers Prints

'Look, going to strip clubs just isn't a healthy coping strategy...Those women only seem interested in you and your problems because they know you're going to pay them.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Thinking Gears

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The Thought Process.

X-ray Psychology.

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

I think therefore I am.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Brain Bomb Detector

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Brain Sunrise

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"