Cognitive Bias Detective Gifts

Trump under the Dunning Kruger effect

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"