Coffee Spiller's Club Prints

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

The prying mantis,

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Bureaucrat's Brain

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

Green Coffee

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"One can often infer things about the environment from the overall health of the bird population."

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

"Give me coffee or give me death."

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Coffee shop menu flow chart.

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"