Coffee Maniacs T-Shirts

'Early morning is the best time to attack your prey: Before they have the chance to drink their coffee...'

"Man's best friends."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Night-shift entrance

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

Starbucks Siren

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

Getting things done.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Rocket Parking

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'