Coffee House Philosopher Prints

Decorate their favorite space with prints that feature thoughtful, witty designs inspired by the coffee house philosopher’s spirit. Perfect for inspiring more deep thoughts and coffee-fueled reflections.

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Jay McInerney

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?" mockup

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you." mockup

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen." mockup

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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"So that's where you were last night." mockup

"So that's where you were last night."

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'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.' mockup

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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Still Coffee Runs Deep

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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Continental Drift.

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"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home." mockup

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

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'Consummatum est.'

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"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks." mockup

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

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"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.' mockup

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'.. mockup

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

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New Belief Systems

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?" mockup

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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"They want to turn the clocks back?" mockup

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

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The Decafé

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'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!' mockup

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

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"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel." mockup

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

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Coffee House Philosopher Prints Collection

Coffee House Philosopher Mugs

Explore our playful and insightful mugs, perfect for anyone who loves their coffee and their philosophical musings. Find the ideal cup today.

Coffee House Philosopher Pillows

Add a cozy, clever touch to any space with pillows featuring inspiring and humorous designs for the contemplative soul.

Coffee House Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty and creative t-shirts that embody the spirit of the coffee house philosopher. Perfect for casual thinkers and deep conversations alike.