Coffee Culture Explorer Gifts

'Ei, Signore! -- how about five-a bucks for a cup of cappuccino?'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What's this??"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Writers without borders.

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Pull an all-nighter?

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

All-Day Breakfast

Coffee shop