
"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."
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"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"
Burning the midnight oil.
"Man's best friends."
"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"
Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.
"I'm losing my patience with you."
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"
"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."
"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Teapot
Broken Alarm Clock.
Waiting for retirement.
"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
When cartoonists drink too much coffee.
"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"
And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'
'Would you like a push Dear?'
Bearded Leftie.
'You've had enough!'
Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp
'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'
Coffee
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
"He gets his best ideas that way."
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
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