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Café Conversation Lover Mugs
Explore our fun and charming mugs designed for those who love a good café conversation. Perfect for enjoying their favorite beverage while reminiscing or planning their next chat.
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."
'How would you like your toast?'
Coffee Menu
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...
"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."
'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'
'Careful, this used to be hot.'
Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers
Lunch
Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.
"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"
Bar Therapy
Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?
"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."
'A sandwich?'
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"
Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition
'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'
French Street.
"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."
"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."
And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.
Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.
'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'
Café Conversation Lover Mugs Collection
Café Conversation Lover Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate social moments and cozy conversations. Perfect for creating inviting spaces.
Café Conversation Lover Prints
Decorate your walls with prints inspired by café chatter and warm moments. Ideal for coffee lovers and conversation enthusiasts.
Café Conversation Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for lovers of language and coffee chats. A fun way to wear your passions.