Café Conversation Lover Mugs

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Coffee Menu

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'How would you like your toast?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Bar Therapy

Lunch

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'A sandwich?'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'