Coffee Appreciation Day Mugs

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Writers without borders.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'