Coffee And Tea Pillows

Thank you for the wedding present.

Tea

"I got you a mug for your birthday... his name's George."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Multi-tasking.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Back to work...