Coding Couple T-Shirts

'Your website or mine?'

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Digital Family

Hardware and software

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Early Programmers.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Binary Man

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'