Codebreaking Pillows

"Bugger! I was just about to crack his code, when he burnt his blanket."

"You're an enigma, George."

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."