Codebreaker Pillows

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

"You're an enigma, George."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Cryptography.

"It's from hackers, but I don't think they're Russians."

Inspector Morse on the case

'Let's not go by the book.'

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Computer Expert

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"