Code Verification Prints

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Online form - Submit.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

The Expert

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Medical Billing & Coding

Conspiracy theories

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

He crash tests software.