Code Crackpot Prints

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."