Code Crackpot Pillows

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'