Coconut Shy Pillows

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Desert Island with CCTV.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Coconut shy...

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Danger Coconuts

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."