Coconut Shy Pillows

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Coconut shy...

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Danger Coconuts

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.