Coconut Fanatic Pillows

'Psst... Wanna' buy any coconuts?'

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

World of Cow.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"