Cocker Spaniel Enthusiast Pillows

Cocker Spaniel.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .