Coalition Critic Gifts

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Jack Layton: 'It's time to cut the cord Micky. No co'alition party with your Liberals.

A shadow on Nick Clegg...

'Oh no! More bruised Lib Dems.'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Militant Pacifists

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

The Harper Government

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

Democracy Bleeds

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?