Coal Miner Mugs

'C'mon guy. You know I can't serve miners.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Lotta bad kids this year, huh?'

"Everybody double your anti-depressants."

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

Coal-Fired Pizza

Where clean coal comes from.

How coal creates jobs

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

'Fight black lung disease.'

"Don't mind him. As we take out the coal, he fills the spaces with nuclear waste."

"He's my service animal."

'So, tell me... Do you keep all of these magnificent fires burning with coal?'

For those who obligate their lives below the ground only to leave them there...we thank you.

"He's being retrained."

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

Burning Australia

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

'Maybe I should give coal mining a try.'

'Instead of a handout, I can get you a job, as a coalmine canary.'

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Coal and Oil

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

A Nice Prospect

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

How coal creates jobs: Appalachian Black Lung Clinic - Now hiring

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Power Station

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"