Coal Mine Critic Pillows

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Waste Management.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

I Want to be a Drone President

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Oil in Nigeria.

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Where clean coal comes from.

Corporate person hood!

The Buck Stops Here.

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

Employer of the month...and every month.

Energy trap.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Puppet workers.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

New uses for excess coal

Big oil.