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Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Babies vs. Dogs

'At lone at last.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Catatonic