Co-sleeping T-Shirts

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Dog Nightmares

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'At lone at last.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Bed Seasons

Catatonic

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

The Snooze Bar.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."