Co-parenting Adventurers Mugs

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

It's a Boy

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'She is being impossible again.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'