Co-parenting Adventurers Mugs

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'She is being impossible again.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'