Clutter Warriors Pillows

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We need a better piling system."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Hows it coming?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Horn of Plenty.