Clutter Fan Prints

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Tortoise polishing his shell

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Declutter Your Life

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Horn of Plenty.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'