Clue Solver Gifts

Quick Crossword.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'You know too much!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed