Cluck Enthusiast Prints

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Cats on the couch.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

Born to be Mild.

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

Pillows in love.

Monster Clown

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Hugs

"Seriously?"

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Spooning

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'I'm huggable!'