Clubhouse Creator Mugs

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

The Club

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.