Clubber With A Twist Mugs

Night Club.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ball as water-melon.

The Walk of Shame

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Finish Line

"It's been brought to my attention that one of you has been flying out of formation."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

The invention of baseball.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"You're gonna love this place."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Explorers Club

"That's very deep house."

'Do you mind if I play through?'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"I hear your fix choppers."

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Track & Field & Stream

"Alright if we play through?"

"Your name's not on the covid immunity list so you can't come in!"

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'